Don't Call it a Comeback—Unless It's One of These!

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Posted April 17, 2013 by peta2 staff

Whether it’s while on the bus or at your job, eventually you are going to run into someone who has just learned of your newfound veganism and wants to give you, well, some sh*t. Odds are they haven’t fully learned about the wonders of a vegan lifestyle or the cruelty that they support with their current habits, and as much as we would all love to explain every aspect to each person who throws us a snarky comment, it’s also good to be prepared with a quick quip!

“What exactly do you eat?” what-do-vegans-eat-answer

“Where do you get your protein?”gorilla-eating-protein-rich-nachos

 “Is that really healthy?”vegans-live-old-and-active-seniors

 “Why don’t you think of all those poor plants?!”slaughterhouse-video-vs-strawberry-harvest

 “Hey, I’m a member of PETA, too! People Eating Tasty Animals!”peta-poor-excuses-for-tweaking-acronyms “Really? You don’t eat meat ever? Not even chicken?”

vegans-dont-eat-buttholes

Remember: Laughter is the best medicine—and meat-eaters tend to need a lot of medicine:-) So use these liberally, and feel free to come up with some creative replies of your own and leave them in the comments section!

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  • Profile photo of Sabrina08

    377 days ago

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    😀

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    561 days ago

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    Haha these are funny (: but what do you say if some idiot goes up to you and says “but you’re not helping animals, you’re eating their food”

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      250 days ago

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      Veganism saves plants!

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    736 days ago

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    thank you for finally giving me an answer to the bs PETA acronym … Also the butthole explanation is quite succinct :p

  • Profile photo of jhlfbnj

    739 days ago

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    my friend used the PETA acronym line on me a couple weeks ago. wish i’d read this before that…

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    744 days ago

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    laughed when I read these

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    744 days ago

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    These are awesome.

  • Profile photo of jiahui7

    745 days ago

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    I like all of these! You know for PETA I like the word pathetic rather than poor but that’s Very clever.

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    745 days ago

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    <3 this!

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