1. “I have TOO MUCH guacamole!”

Guacamole

2. “Eating ‘humane meat’ is totally fine!”

'Humane'-Meat

3. “If it’s vintage fur, I guess it’s OK.”

Fox-Used-For-Fur

4. “Free vegan cookies? Nah, I’ll pass.”

More-Cookies-Please

5. “I hate hummus.”

Hummus-Is-Yummus

6. “Hunting is fine, as long as you use EVERY part of the animal.”

Deer

7. “I’m really worried about getting enough protein.”

Protein

 8. “I LOVE SeaWorld!”

SeaWorld

9. “Being vegan is too expensive.”

Chihuahua-Rooney

10. “I eat WAY too much Chipotle.”

Chipotle-All-Day

11. “I can’t find any vegan drink options at Starbucks!”

Vegan-Starbucks

12. “Eating animals is wrong, but wearing them is fine!”

Young-Girl

13. “My skin has gotten WORSE from going vegan!”

Flawless

14. “That would kill two birds with one stone.”

Don't-Kill-Birds

15. “I hate taking pictures of my food. And I hate Instagram.”

Instagram-Food

16. “I would NEVER make an Instagram account for my dog!”

https://www.instagram.com/p/yqxeULQCRN/

17. “Wait—let me grab my wool boots!”

Sheep-Are-For-Cuddles

18. “Vegan grocery shopping is soooo stressful!”

Too-Much-Food

19. “I LOVE it when people who know nothing about nutrition lecture me on nutrition.”

Dealing-With-Idiots

20. “I do NOT have an older relative who says that I eat rabbit food and then giggles.”

Bunnies-Wish-Food

21. “I really miss eating dead animals!”

Happy-Pig-Friend

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