Ever wonder why your vegan friends roll their eyes when you ask them about protein? Or maybe you just don’t get why people like tofu? Or why your sister is sick of you talking about how much you loooove bacon? (Seriously, stop.) Allow us to share these nine little words that mean something TOTALLY different to vegans than to other people!
No, no, you’re right: Vegans are OBVIOUSLY missing all their protein … idiot.
No, please tell me more about how “glamorous” your fur coat is. Oh, it’s “expensive”? Something tells me the animals paid a higher price. Just sayin’.
Think of going vegan as your own personal boycott against the leading cause of greenhouse-gas emissions and against a major contributor to pretty much all the f#cked up things about the environment.
6. “Milk” or “cheese”
Nonvegans: Does a body good!
Vegans: Cows make milk for BABY cows! YOU ARE NOT A COW!
Nonvegans: “But it’s soooo good!”
Vegans: Just … no. No, no, no.
No bacon for me ever again. Please, God, no.
8. “Vegan food”
9. “Study break”
“RUB MY BELLLLL-EHH!” Vegans know that nothing chases away the homework blues better than a little QT with our furry friends!