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Steaks on a Plane

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Posted August 18, 2006 by Marta Holmberg

THAT IS IT. I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER FUCKING STEAKS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE.

So Jack and I had this brilliant idea to do this Snakes on a Plane spoof titled, you guessed it, Steaks on a Plane. Unfortunately we’re slackers and spent the last few months skating and watching season 3 and 4 of 24 instead of actually making it, and now the movie is out and it’s too late. Alas, we shall not be defeated by a mere movie! We went up into the peta2 War Room with a digital recorder and recorded Jacko’s best Samuel L. Jackson impersonation, put together an image of Sam Jackson and a disgusting slab of meat in Microsoft Paint, and made a ytmnd page: steaksonamuthafuckinplane.ytmnd.com. It’s not nearly as good as it would have been, but it’s the best we could do on short notice.

For real though, it’s pretty fucking shitty of New Line Cinema to have used real snakes in SOAP. Clearly they could have just done the whole thing in CGI, but instead they used hundreds of live snakes, and their claims that “no animals were harmed”just isn’t cutting it. It’s routine for trainers to hit animals behind the scenes in order to get them to learn stupid tricks, and certainly a movie set is not a natural habitat for snakes. I saw it last night (for free … I don’t want to pay for a film that exploits animals just for the hell of it) and it was funny for sure, but Sam, c’mon man. Leave the snakes alone.

Hopefully his next film, Black Snake Moan, is snake-free. I mean, Justin Timberlake is in it, and he’s kind of creepy and scaly, so that should be enough, eh?

Noah

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