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Posted February 10, 2012 by Christina

Proper spelling and grammar will get you far in life. Improper spelling and grammar will only help get you into peta2’s Dumb Comments blog series.

I’ve put together the best comments that we’ve received lately. You know the drill: Names have been removed to protect these peeps, and I’ve thrown some asterisks in the expletives. Enjoy!

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    1. I f its any constellation, Im skinning a nice deer right now to feed my family with.
    2. I’m a vegan. I love eating vegetables, but I hate putting them back in their wheelchair!
    3. People are murders, not meat. I want to eat meatI have to live! What’s a nonsense eat green trees and grass? Wake up people and live normal life. people race are not vegans! wtf
    4. love my furs and love to buy it. One time my husband shot fox and did present for me – gave me fur!!! I love him for this. Shoot em and give it to me!!! love you guys!!! Kisses
    5. I LIKE BACON AND EATING MEAT ESPICIALLY TURKEY I WANNA WORK IN THOSE FACTORIES WERE YOU MAKE CHICKENS INTO CHICKEN BREAST I WANNA PUT THEM IN THOSE MACHINES AND SEE THEM COME OUT OF IT :)……..MMMMMMMM CHICKEN.
    6. screwe peta i eat meat screwe veggies
    7. How about you all rip your flesh out, huh? you hate meat so much. How is meat so gross anyway? its a tasty food group.Im reminding you to not shove it in everyones face! Its okay to have it as your own secret opinion, but really, neither do i or billions of other people take peta too seriously. I’d Rather Advance animal rights than go naked!
    8. You retards need to get a grip on reality if a tiger had human knowledge it would do the same that these so called “animal slaughtering monsters” would do we’re at the top of food chain because we are smarter so f*ck you you inbred sodomy loving idiots!!!!!
    9. the people of pita are spreading lies cows will only enter trailers that are not perfectly clean just cause they are used to dirt they are making it sound worse than it sounds to trick sheeple into passing more regulation on a industry that we need for food cause they are not ill informed and ignorant
    10. If I wear fur, I try to honor that animal.
    11. activism? more like COMMUNISM. you dirty backwards f*cking hippies
    12. Cows are one of the most polluting things on the earth and plants make oxygen. There for vegans are polluting the earth.

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  • 1224 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #11 is hilarious! PETA Activists are hippies in a sense but, hippies from the 60’s didn’t like being called that. They prefered “Radical Activists.” COMMUNISM?! Wow… Really?! I take it you’ve never been to any 2nd or 3rd world countries where you can’t even speak your mind or have choice of government. Educate yourself before just spouting off mindless b.s commments!! XOXO <3 Peta2

  • 1233 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    All of these comments are teeming in improper grammar, punctuation, and an overall lack of intelligence. Number seven (#7) and eight (#8) are so ridiculous there is a dark humor to them. A very dark humor.

    “If having a soul means being able to feel love and loyalty and gratitude, then animals are better off than a lot of humans.” – James Herriot

  • 1234 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    number 8. ugh. ignorance

  • 1234 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    10 and 11 the people who commented these and dumb and ignorant. How can u honor and animal by killing them? what dose communist have 2 do with any thing? and how are we dirty, backwards F*cking hippies? we love animals that dose not me we are dirty, backwards, or hippies.

  • 1234 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    ahh. i hate people <3

  • 1234 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    activism? more like COMMUNISM. you dirty backwards f*cking hippies

    How did he figure out our true intentions? :O

  • 1234 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I’m just astounded by these comments… angry too! Number one is pretty bad just because I’m such a stickler for speaking English correctly! And I live in WV–a huge hunting state and it just is horrible… I hear all these comments often–unfortunately!

  • 1234 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    People race are not vegans. LOLOLOLOL.

  • 1234 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    hahaha number 3 is pretty bad

  • 1235 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    the stupidest one in my opinion would be number 10, most of the rest are just people who like meat and are angry people in general, the person who wrote number 10 ACTUALLY thinks that they are being kind to animals when they wear fur, *facepalm!*

  • 1235 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I’m not sure whether I should laugh or cry as a result of reading these comments. Do people actually feel this way? People are so. strange.

  • 1235 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Those pita people? I wonder how that works people for the umm ithical..? treament of animals. I’m cofused I just lost brain cells reading these… Nine wins.

  • 1235 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Number eight. I don’t know about you but I’m not inbred and personally not a huge fan of sodomy, thank you very much.

  • 1235 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    *face palm* I don’t want to live on this planet anymore. These people are just…..just….stupid. Simple as that.

  • 1236 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Ummmm… grammar check?

    Cows are one of the most polluting things on the earth and plants make oxygen. There for vegans are polluting the earth.
    —-does this even make sense

  • 1236 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    “the people of pita are spreading lies cows will only enter trailers that are not perfectly clean just cause they are used to dirt they are making it sound worse than it sounds to trick sheeple into passing more regulation on a industry that we need for food cause they are not ill informed and ignorant”

    The Sheeple got me. I killed myself laughing.

  • 1236 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    11 is by far the greatest!

  • 1236 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I like 11, cause I’m a libertarian!

  • Amy

    1237 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Gosh, I hate them all. What garbage these people think. They obviously have not seen “Meet your meat” or any fur videos, and if they did then there is something wrong with them. Their family probably own a butcher or something so they have had this garbage about vegetarians and food chains since they were born. I truly feel sorry for ignorant people like this. Thank God Peta is a smart organisation with mature, caring people. :)

  • 1237 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Yet they call us stupid. Okay then, whatever you say.
    Number 9 is the “best” in my taste.

  • 1237 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Oh god I hate people… Theyre all pretty funny. Especially when people act like they never eat anything but meat or all we eat is like… Grass.

  • 1237 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    number 12..really DUMB!!

  • 1238 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #8 INBRED SODOMY LOVING IDIOTS…classic. what the…I wonder where these people come from? Are they trolls living under a bridge in another world of insanity? Hahaha, and I am only kidding…

    Love,

    Just another inbred sodomy loving backwards dirty hippie communist here <3

    hahah, I cant handle these people.

  • 1238 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #4 is a definite

  • 1238 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    number 2 hands down 😀

  • 1238 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    How about you all rip your flesh out, huh? you hate meat so much. How is meat so gross anyway? its a tasty food group.Im reminding you to not shove it in everyones face! Its okay to have it as your own secret opinion, but really, neither do i or billions of other people take peta too seriously. I’d Rather Advance animal rights than go naked!

    I don’t think he knows what advancing animal rights even means? lol

  • 1238 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #8 For Sure Takes The Winning -___-

  • 1238 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    i hate them all

  • 1238 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    LOL. These are so idiotic. But I do find this one funny 😀
    “activism? more like COMMUNISM. you dirty backwards f*cking hippies”

  • 1239 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    number 12 really pisses me off/makes me giggle.
    lmao people.

  • 1240 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Sheeple? And am I, a vegetarian (if I went vegan, I’d have to cook all my own meals, and I’d get kind of sick of that) a sodomy loving idiot? Hmm… 16 years old, still a virgin, and sodomy is like, one of the LAST things I’d do. So I think that’s kind of wrong. Plus my friend is a vegetarian too, and she’s definitely NOT inbred. She has ancestors of Scottish, Irish, South-African, Maori people, and a bunch of others I don’t remember. Inbred? I think not.
    Plus #7? I’m a naturist (Americans say nudist. Such a crude word.), so I’d be about equal with the animal rights and go naked thing haha
    I like #3. The “I have to live!” part. Does that mean I’m dead?

    • 1236 days ago

      VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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      Lol guess we’re a bunch of ghosties xD

  • 1240 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Number 10. how are you HONORING that animal by massacuring it? I mean, if you are a caveman and have no other source of protien, it’s okay. You must survive. But this is 2012!! We have other more efficient sources!

  • 1240 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I’m choosing between #s 3,9, and 5. Proper grammar anyone?

  • 1240 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    What person would come to this site just to talk about hating vegetarians? talk about no life…

  • 1240 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #9 the people of pita are spreading lies cows will only enter trailers that are not perfectly clean just cause they are used to dirt they are making it sound worse than it sounds to trick sheeple into passing more regulation on a industry that we need for food cause they are not ill informed and ignorant

    HAHAHAHA OH GOD, THIS ONE FOR SURE

  • 1240 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    OH MY GOD. I LOVE YOU CHRISTINA! lollzzzzzzzzzzzzz all night long.

  • 1241 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Number 9. Oh my gaaashhhh. I can’t.

  • 1241 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I definitely think #8 :) They are all extremely stupid

  • 1241 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    As an English teacher, I have to vote for the “constellation”, preposition ending one…

    “If its any constellation, Im skinning a nice deer right now to feed my family with.”

  • 1241 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #8.

    I’m pretty sure I’m smarter than all of those guys, but I wouldn’t eat them either.

  • 1241 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Were these on the peta2 board? Why are they so hateful?

  • 1241 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    wow…that was….wow i just felt some of my self shrivel up and die!….and REALY number 12!REALY?

  • 1241 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    5 because they spoke in all caps and they think meat comes from a machine!

  • 1241 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I have to go for dumb comment #2, it made me laugh super hard XD

  • 1241 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    they are all so stupid! 8 is the dumbest though

  • 1241 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    # 8 for sho

  • 1241 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Awww, it looks like someone (or 10) has no friends and has to live his/her life being a troll :(.

  • 1241 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    All -____- I hate humanity sometimes. Words cannot describe these people so I’m not going to.

  • 1241 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #12… because if vegans had their way people wouldn’t be artificially impregnating thousands of female cows trying to feed the increasing population with meat and milk, therefore there would be LESS cows. DUH.

  • 1241 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    “You retards need to get a grip on reality if a tiger had human knowledge it would do the same that these so called “animal slaughtering monsters” would do we’re at the top of food chain because we are smarter so f*ck you you inbred sodomy loving idiots!!!!!”
    Number 8.
    You gotta love the insecure, heartless people of society today

  • 1241 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I really think I just lost a few brain cells reading those comments. Number nine really needs to learn proper punctuation.

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