Posted February 10, 2012 by Christina
Proper spelling and grammar will get you far in life. Improper spelling and grammar will only help get you into peta2′s Dumb Comments blog series.
I’ve put together the best comments that we’ve received lately. You know the drill: Names have been removed to protect these peeps, and I’ve thrown some asterisks in the expletives. Enjoy!
……..MMMMMMMM CHICKEN.*****
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Which is your favorite? Let us know in the comments section!
peta2 Street Team Coordinator + lover of vegan food, cats, animal rights, Dawson's Creek, and Harry Potter.
Too long to explain here, it's long enough for a novel.
Well let's just say life ain't always beautiful but it's a beautiful ride. I love all my pets and would do anything for them. I have one dog, two cats, a ferret and my babygirl shaymin,(the cutest hedgehog alive) I'm into all different kinds of music. I'm a singer myself and love art.
Father loves to farm, be self sustainable, loves to read, he's a antiques/vintage auctioneer, art student, and looks like mr. Rogers. My mother is a Montessori teacher and is amazing with children, all about local organic foods, loves gardening, cooking etc. my sister who is nine years older than me was into indie music and introduced me to all sorts of things at a young age. This all rubbed of on me and from that base I grew into similar things. I'm an INFJ
I'm tall, a geek, nacho - obsessed, I love sewing and Cath Kidston, also I'm vegetarian (wannabe vegan.)
Jersey girl now I'm all country.
I love animals about as much as rock, heavy metal, tea, and coffee. Hoping to make a difference and help animals through PETA!!!
I want to get into marketing but not have to rely on people which have different morals and worldviews than I do to hire me. While I'm figuring this out, I want to show everyone what I believe in and spur them into action against injustices.
Life On A Tour Bus
I am Angela. When I am not helping animals I am listening to music, reading, or playing video games. My spirit animal is a fox and I love nature. What else is there to know? Want to know anything about me, need advice or anything message me :)
453 days ago
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#11 is hilarious! PETA Activists are hippies in a sense but, hippies from the 60′s didn’t like being called that. They prefered “Radical Activists.” COMMUNISM?! Wow… Really?! I take it you’ve never been to any 2nd or 3rd world countries where you can’t even speak your mind or have choice of government. Educate yourself before just spouting off mindless b.s commments!! XOXO <3 Peta2
461 days ago
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All of these comments are teeming in improper grammar, punctuation, and an overall lack of intelligence. Number seven (#7) and eight (#8) are so ridiculous there is a dark humor to them. A very dark humor.
“If having a soul means being able to feel love and loyalty and gratitude, then animals are better off than a lot of humans.” – James Herriot
462 days ago
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number 8. ugh. ignorance
462 days ago
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10 and 11 the people who commented these and dumb and ignorant. How can u honor and animal by killing them? what dose communist have 2 do with any thing? and how are we dirty, backwards F*cking hippies? we love animals that dose not me we are dirty, backwards, or hippies.
462 days ago
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ahh. i hate people <3
463 days ago
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activism? more like COMMUNISM. you dirty backwards f*cking hippies
How did he figure out our true intentions? :O
463 days ago
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I’m just astounded by these comments… angry too! Number one is pretty bad just because I’m such a stickler for speaking English correctly! And I live in WV–a huge hunting state and it just is horrible… I hear all these comments often–unfortunately!
463 days ago
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People race are not vegans. LOLOLOLOL.
463 days ago
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hahaha number 3 is pretty bad
463 days ago
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the stupidest one in my opinion would be number 10, most of the rest are just people who like meat and are angry people in general, the person who wrote number 10 ACTUALLY thinks that they are being kind to animals when they wear fur, *facepalm!*
463 days ago
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I’m not sure whether I should laugh or cry as a result of reading these comments. Do people actually feel this way? People are so. strange.
463 days ago
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Those pita people? I wonder how that works people for the umm ithical..? treament of animals. I’m cofused I just lost brain cells reading these… Nine wins.
464 days ago
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Number eight. I don’t know about you but I’m not inbred and personally not a huge fan of sodomy, thank you very much.
464 days ago
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*face palm* I don’t want to live on this planet anymore. These people are just…..just….stupid. Simple as that.
464 days ago
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Ummmm… grammar check?
Cows are one of the most polluting things on the earth and plants make oxygen. There for vegans are polluting the earth.
—-does this even make sense
464 days ago
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“the people of pita are spreading lies cows will only enter trailers that are not perfectly clean just cause they are used to dirt they are making it sound worse than it sounds to trick sheeple into passing more regulation on a industry that we need for food cause they are not ill informed and ignorant”
The Sheeple got me. I killed myself laughing.
465 days ago
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11 is by far the greatest!
465 days ago
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I like 11, cause I’m a libertarian!
465 days ago
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Gosh, I hate them all. What garbage these people think. They obviously have not seen “Meet your meat” or any fur videos, and if they did then there is something wrong with them. Their family probably own a butcher or something so they have had this garbage about vegetarians and food chains since they were born. I truly feel sorry for ignorant people like this. Thank God Peta is a smart organisation with mature, caring people.
465 days ago
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Yet they call us stupid. Okay then, whatever you say.
Number 9 is the “best” in my taste.
465 days ago
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Oh god I hate people… Theyre all pretty funny. Especially when people act like they never eat anything but meat or all we eat is like… Grass.
466 days ago
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number 12..really DUMB!!
466 days ago
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#8 INBRED SODOMY LOVING IDIOTS…classic. what the…I wonder where these people come from? Are they trolls living under a bridge in another world of insanity? Hahaha, and I am only kidding…
Love,
Just another inbred sodomy loving backwards dirty hippie communist here <3
hahah, I cant handle these people.
466 days ago
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#4 is a definite
466 days ago
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number 2 hands down
466 days ago
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How about you all rip your flesh out, huh? you hate meat so much. How is meat so gross anyway? its a tasty food group.Im reminding you to not shove it in everyones face! Its okay to have it as your own secret opinion, but really, neither do i or billions of other people take peta too seriously. I’d Rather Advance animal rights than go naked!
I don’t think he knows what advancing animal rights even means? lol
466 days ago
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#8 For Sure Takes The Winning -___-
467 days ago
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i hate them all
467 days ago
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LOL. These are so idiotic. But I do find this one funny
“activism? more like COMMUNISM. you dirty backwards f*cking hippies”
467 days ago
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number 12 really pisses me off/makes me giggle.
lmao people.
468 days ago
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Sheeple? And am I, a vegetarian (if I went vegan, I’d have to cook all my own meals, and I’d get kind of sick of that) a sodomy loving idiot? Hmm… 16 years old, still a virgin, and sodomy is like, one of the LAST things I’d do. So I think that’s kind of wrong. Plus my friend is a vegetarian too, and she’s definitely NOT inbred. She has ancestors of Scottish, Irish, South-African, Maori people, and a bunch of others I don’t remember. Inbred? I think not.
Plus #7? I’m a naturist (Americans say nudist. Such a crude word.), so I’d be about equal with the animal rights and go naked thing haha
I like #3. The “I have to live!” part. Does that mean I’m dead?
464 days ago
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Lol guess we’re a bunch of ghosties xD
468 days ago
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Number 10. how are you HONORING that animal by massacuring it? I mean, if you are a caveman and have no other source of protien, it’s okay. You must survive. But this is 2012!! We have other more efficient sources!
468 days ago
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I’m choosing between #s 3,9, and 5. Proper grammar anyone?
468 days ago
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What person would come to this site just to talk about hating vegetarians? talk about no life…
469 days ago
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#9 the people of pita are spreading lies cows will only enter trailers that are not perfectly clean just cause they are used to dirt they are making it sound worse than it sounds to trick sheeple into passing more regulation on a industry that we need for food cause they are not ill informed and ignorant
HAHAHAHA OH GOD, THIS ONE FOR SURE
469 days ago
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OH MY GOD. I LOVE YOU CHRISTINA! lollzzzzzzzzzzzzz all night long.
469 days ago
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Number 9. Oh my gaaashhhh. I can’t.
469 days ago
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I definitely think #8
They are all extremely stupid
469 days ago
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As an English teacher, I have to vote for the “constellation”, preposition ending one…
“If its any constellation, Im skinning a nice deer right now to feed my family with.”
469 days ago
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#8.
I’m pretty sure I’m smarter than all of those guys, but I wouldn’t eat them either.
469 days ago
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Were these on the peta2 board? Why are they so hateful?
469 days ago
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wow…that was….wow i just felt some of my self shrivel up and die!….and REALY number 12!REALY?
469 days ago
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5 because they spoke in all caps and they think meat comes from a machine!
469 days ago
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I have to go for dumb comment #2, it made me laugh super hard XD
469 days ago
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they are all so stupid! 8 is the dumbest though
469 days ago
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# 8 for sho
469 days ago
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Awww, it looks like someone (or 10) has no friends and has to live his/her life being a troll
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469 days ago
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All -____- I hate humanity sometimes. Words cannot describe these people so I’m not going to.
469 days ago
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#12… because if vegans had their way people wouldn’t be artificially impregnating thousands of female cows trying to feed the increasing population with meat and milk, therefore there would be LESS cows. DUH.
469 days ago
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“You retards need to get a grip on reality if a tiger had human knowledge it would do the same that these so called “animal slaughtering monsters” would do we’re at the top of food chain because we are smarter so f*ck you you inbred sodomy loving idiots!!!!!”
Number 8.
You gotta love the insecure, heartless people of society today
470 days ago
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I really think I just lost a few brain cells reading those comments. Number nine really needs to learn proper punctuation.