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Posted September 23, 2010 by Marta Holmberg

It’s been a while since we’ve given you an installment of the ever-so-witty “Vote for Your Favorite Dumb Comment” blog, and we just couldn’t hold out on you any longer. Be sure to have your tissues handy, since I’m sure you’ll cry your eyes out with all these ‘zingers.’ ;o)

Names have been removed to protect the idiotic parties, and I’ve thrown some asterisks in the expletives. Enjoy!

1) All you who complain about people eating animals, wearing fur.. your stupid. F**king stupid. Save the animals?? There’s thousands of cows, chickens, goats..w/e..there not going extinct so just stfu already. I eat meat because it’s good. You vegan preachers can go choke a carrot.

2) ya suck with out meat ya would f**king be dead ya are just a bunch i crying b**ches grow some balls suck it up ya guys are a bunch of pu**ies

3) I am a meat eater some times I love to eat rib eye not cooked it’s ether kill or be killed as far as a cute bunnys and harmless animals they dnt pay my bills y should I care I rather feed my kids then a animal yes I’m a monster dnt care I’d stick my penis in a steak right about now more power to u vegs ur good ppl god bless

4) Mmm nothing better then a nice juicy steak. Go help humans dumba**es

5) Haha first what else would you use in a circus? People maby? Second who gives a s**t if you don’t like it don’t watch it or spend any money twords it go get boycott them. With pickit fences but let me know what street your going to be on so I can throw stuff at you ya pansies

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Marta



P.S. As always, you can check out past installments of dumb comments here.

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  • Nic

    1615 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Number three is scary

  • Nic

    1615 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    You can’t choke carrots!
    Number 1 is definitely the dumbest
    And number three gross
    You really shouldn’t type while drunk

  • 1618 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I would have to say #1 for the simple reason that he/she doesn’t understand what the REAL reason for the totally absurd number of all of the animals listed: because people DO breed them just for that “mmm, I’m eating meat. Macho Macho. Yum. Yum.” feeling. Number one.

  • 1695 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #3 is the winner for me =)

  • 1704 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I mean, yeah, they pissed me off. But number 3 totally wins in my book. “I’d stick my penis in a steak”? Really?

  • 1712 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    number five, because it just pissed me off. if we don’t like it don’t watch it? so lets just ignore all the bad things that have happened because we don’t look at them. that’ll solve everything. you freaking moron.

  • 1721 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    i meant by carrotcake

  • 1721 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    IN LOVEEEE with the comment above πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

    “Not to mention, if his dick fits in a steak it’s probably not that big anyways.”

    LMAO πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ XOXO

  • 1721 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I don’t understand why anyone would try and force their beliefs on another person. These people obviously have nothing better to do, they’re just spewing mildly illiterate garbage to get people going. I believe that eating meat is part of the circle of life, but I choose not to participate because of the way animals are farmed and killed. I am not bothered by omnivores in any way, nor do I try and shove my practices down their throats. I don’t see why I or anyone else should have to listen to these idiots practically defecating on this website.
    Not to mention, if his dick fits in a steak it’s probably not that big anyways.

  • 1724 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Oh my god, number one, just cause I can’t get over “go choke a carrot” haha
    Why is it that every ignorant commenter has horrible grammar skills? It’s a terrible trend.

  • 1725 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    It is so funny the idiotic comments that come come out of an UNEDUCATED mouth. Vegans and vegetarians are not the ones spreading hate because we are open minded. We want equal rights for all humans and animals. Read a book and educate yourselves so we do not have to hear stupid comments such as these. You only make yourselves look bad! Anyway I vote for #1 as the dumbest although they are all pretty ridiculous. #1, of course cows, chickens, pigs, fish, etc are not going extinct because they are over bred only to be murdered and eaten. The people are the ones causing the problems here. And it is not about over breeding it is about common sense and the rights that all living things have. I also like how everyone thinks that vegans preach their lifestyle. I have never preached to anyone. I am open minded and respect that everyone has the choice to eat what they want, also I am educated so I am grateful for that because you will never see my comments wind up on a dumbest comments list! :)

  • SJ

    1725 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Number 3, for sure. First off, raw meat? Hola cold-hearted vampire. Second, obviously cute, innocent, bunnies (that’s “ies” not “ys”) are not paying your bills because the are getting cruel tests done on them in labs. Because of people like you! You know you’re a monster? Good, I’m glad you know you have physiological problems. Then hold up, to go onto “more power to u vegs ur good ppl god bless”? Bipolar much? Its just truly pathetic.
    And by the way, its called spell check deary, or a dictionary.

  • NIC

    1726 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I VOTE FOR #4 GO HELP HUMANS WHAT????!!!!!! FIRST OF ALL HUMANS CAN HELP AND DEFEND THEMSELVES THEY CAN STOP SOMEBODY FROM HOLDING THEM UP SIDE AND SKINNING THEM OR BEING EATEN THESE ARE POOR DEFENCELESS ANIMALS AND YOU TELL US TO FREAKIN HELP HUMANS DUMMY GET A GRIP AND I LIFE . I MEAN ITS EVEN HARD TO BELIVE THAT THEY WOULD LOG ON TO PETA2.COM TO TALK CRAP ABOUT VEGITARIANS ……I MEAN LIKE WHY WOULD YOU WASTE YOUR TIME. PATHETIC

  • 1726 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Number 3 πŸ˜€ so funny!

  • 1726 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    God bless penis in the same comment, # 3Es the best! Greetings to all from Guatemala

  • 1727 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    i like number two best because, grow some ball?
    nobody can do that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 1727 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    All I have to say is WOW and we are the narrow minded ones!

  • 1727 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Ahhhh….These are all pretty ridiculous!!! I would have to say 3 is one sick mother.This is whats wrong with the world is people like him!!!I would save a cow (or any animal for that fact) than save this persons life any day!!!!! Open up your mind people.

  • 1727 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #3 … that man is crazy :s

  • Xya

    1728 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #1 is the best definitely… I’ve always wanted to choke a carrot!

  • 1728 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I felt #3 was the worst. they were all extremely ignorant, but in terms of grammar and sheer idiocracy, #3 has my vote.

  • 1729 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #3. It’s a scary thought people like this are part of the same species…

  • 1729 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    number 2 it is just so ridiculous number 1 i am most certainly not dead and number 2 spell check and grammar check please!

  • 1730 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I vote for #3 for being the dumbest comment ever. Also, does being obsessed with eating meat and being horrible at common english go hand in hand somehow?

  • 1730 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I think these people teach us all a good lesson – SERIOUSLY! People who don’t represent themselves intelligently and with openness and reason are the biggest arguments AGAINST their own point. Let’s think about how extreme, uneducated and irrational they sound and always remember to represent animal rights’ views eloquently and intelligence – without judgement and anger (within reason of course!) Hearing closed minded, one-sided rants spewed at you is just a fast way to alienate people…as we can see from these GEMS.
    It’s easy for people to write you off as a nut-case when you sound like these idiots.

  • 1730 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    My vote goes for #3: “I’d stick my penis in a steak.” It’s disgusting, creepy, ignorant, and makes me think of “necrobeastiality.” The comment goes on to say “God bless,” which is just ironic.

  • 1730 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    idk, they’re all pretty lame
    it just shows how stupid and unaccepting people are
    #2 hasn’t graduated from grammar school yet, i don’t even understand what they’re trying to say so that gets my vote
    number three just wants an argument, they were probably drunk at the time they typed it up

  • 1730 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    this just shows you how completely ignorant people are. if i had to pick i’d vote for number three. they are all completely ridiculous but when i got to the part about the steak and penis i was like “wtf?” haha. wow.

  • 1730 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    It’s too bad society euthanizes innocent animals and people like these are walking the streets. It’s really a shame to hear their ignorance. And firstly, doesn’t that saying apply, if you have nothing nice to say…. Anyhow, as for the voting, I can’t decide as they’re all the same – DISGUSTING!

  • 1730 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    LOLOLOL #3 Is the funniest.. I like how he is demented and crazy and then goes on to say God Bless to all of the good “Vegs” lmao

  • 1730 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    clearly, those who eat meat are much less literate, and intelligent. perhaps all the drugs and other stuff the meat is filled with, is really getting to them. go veg :3

  • 1731 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Urr, from what I understand I can only say ew.
    They have serious grammar and spelling issues, not to mention they’re just plain stupid. #3 wins.

  • 1731 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I am liking number three. The reason being because he is just making himself seem dumb..

  • 1731 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    number 3 he has kids, and yet he cant spell for shit.

  • 1731 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    It’s funny how they even show their stupidity with their writing.

  • 1731 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Ps, what’s up with the literacy rate around here?
    Proper grammar ring a bell anyone?
    Then again, what can you expect from such ignorant people?

  • 1731 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    they’re all morons :)

  • 1731 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    oh wow which one is the dumbest they all are these stupid idoits need a life if you dont like the website then dont even come on it duh πŸ˜› lol those comments were all dumb i dont care i love this i will always but a peta follower πŸ˜€

  • 1731 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    WOW! LMFAO ISNT IT FUNNY HOW THEY CANT SPEAK ENGLISH??????!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • 1731 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Wow. NOW I understand where so many of those – uh- whatever they are come from that post such unbelievable garbage on Yahoo in reference to news stories.
    I would make reference to the book of Daniel in the Bible, especially chapter 1, verses 12 through 15, but I imagine they’re anti-Bible too. Besides, I doubt they are capable of reading it.
    oh, # 3. Why would you…..? And he eats it afterwards? Choke a carrot? And be guilty of veggie abuse? lol.

  • 1731 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    lol i like 2

  • 1731 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #1 wins because that friggen ending was best: “You vegan preachers can go choke a carrot.”

  • 1731 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Wow… It’s hard to choose, they are all really awful. All that rotting meat in their stomachs must be affecting their brains so they can’t spell or use proper grammar.

  • 1731 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    haha #3 is just insane wow lol he’s just crazy, why do these people go on this website if they hate animals and the people who care about them so much?

  • 1731 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    LMFAO! I think meat is killing all their brain cells, I feel so ashamed for them. That’s just a bunch of ignorant people, and their comments just made my day haha.

  • 1731 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    omq! iLove them all, the first one is my fav. He says we complain, well in my point of view, he is also a complaining about animal lovers!(: And idoits who say we are going to die without meat, You have a better chance of dying because your eating meat!!!! (:

    -frida mendoza,<3
    Thank You Haterz For Making My Day'(:

  • 1731 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    um, wow. 3 & 5 are real winners :) if you are going to bash a group and call THEM stupid, you could at least do a spell check first? it’s funny how much more angry and violently emotional people get towards us than we get at them. i think deep down they know the truth, and the fact that we represent it makes them treat us like we are condescending to them when really we are just trying to share something based on love and compassion. i think we need to have a guy stick his penis in some type of vegetable to counter that one comment :) that’s winning ad there!

  • 1731 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Wow. I agree xD I can’t choose just one! These people are so astonishingly stupid. I am pretty sure I just lost some brain cells from reading all of those comments. People are amazing these days.

  • 1731 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I’d vote for any one of the 5 in the blink of an eye, but #3 is on the Leader Board. I doubt half of them have evolved into anything. The spelling is atrocious, and the language is even worse. Where do these people come from, the only way is because they have subscribed to PETA somewhere along the line and they come in to disrupt everything that’s good. Unfortunately we have to live with a number of sub-humans, so I’m going to sit down chomp on a carrot, and talk to my bunny. He knows how stupid these guys are, and his spelling is way better than theirs too.

  • 1731 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    oh my word, what despicable grammar…

  • 1731 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    def # 2 ive been a veg my whole life and obviously im not dead hahahaha

  • 1732 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    hahaaha! number 3 really got issues…

  • 1732 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    # 3! yeah…to that person who said that, y don’t u eat that steak where u just stuck ur penis in….n seriously..a steak? what ur suddenly raping steaks now? so u don’t just eat them but u also rape them? well good luck with that and more power to you and god bless.

  • 1732 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    lol #1

  • 1732 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #5 was funny.

    And no one has voted for that one /:

  • 1732 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Mhmm I would say number 1 is an epic fail =P

  • 1732 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    number 1 for sure

  • 1732 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    This is what meat does to people’s brains. Their mother’s must be so proud of them.

  • 1732 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    The one that brought my attention the most would have to be #3. Shocking

  • 1732 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #4, short and sweet! πŸ˜‰

  • 1732 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    It makes me upset people would even say stuff like that :/ #3 is just completely messed up too :s haha. Also if they’re going to try and trash talk us they should atleast make it convincing and spell their words correctly LOL!

  • 1732 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Gotta go with #3. That steak isn’t that moron’s only dead meat.

  • 1732 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    DEFF comment one. Though, all of them are equally dumb. Hahahahahhahah. Ignorance~

  • 1732 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    comment 1…… lol there stupid

  • 1732 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    what to say about number 3 but, ummmm what?????????? What a ridiculous and very, very concerning comment!! I think perhaps this person should be very very worried about their mental state! Disgusting!

  • 1732 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I think #3 won. I would have to vote for 3, but all are dim-witted hicks (from their usage of the English lang. and their idiotic comments.)

  • 1732 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Oh dumb people of the world : ], I like number one.

  • 1732 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #3 was by far the best! i couldn’t stop laughing!!!

  • 1732 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Man, I pray that these IDIOTS do not reproduce!!!!!!!!

  • 1732 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    WOW, I have never seen America’s Dumbest, is this a new show? The intelligence level of these morons is astounding!!! To me, number two is the biggest numbnet loser because he can’t even spell much less speak properly. Did anyone understand what this he was trying to say???

  • 1732 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I think #4 is a Fail. He’s obviously ignorant when it comes to the upsides of going veg*n… For human animals as well.

    But #2 is an Epic Fail…. Its just so typical. “ya suck with out meat ya would f**king be dead ya are just a bunch i crying b**ches grow some balls suck it up ya guys are a bunch of pu**ies”

    It meets the criteria for dumb comment;
    1- Its ignorant… Apparently I’ve been dead for 8 years now… I had no idea…
    2- Its offencive AND sexist… fun…
    3- The spelling is wonderful…

  • 1732 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    my favorite is number one. it’s just so stupid! (LOL) some people just don’t get it…

  • 1732 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #5. its the most original dumb comment i’ve heard. the rest are things i’ve heard so many times, i’m sure people all get them from a collective book of insults towards people who care.

  • 1732 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Wow. All I have to say is wow. Oh and that #3 wins hands down

  • 1732 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #5 is the dumbest. Logically gramatically intellectualy. I wonder what kind of home these people were raised. They are all so stupid. what a waste

  • 1732 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Jeez, I donno. I could only understand #4&5. Do you know of any good “illiterate asshole to english” translation sites?

  • 1732 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    DEF DEF DEF nΓΊmero uno

  • 1732 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    well, i guess my vote is for #3 with all that penis sticking and unfortunate children and so, but also #2 GO HELP HUMANS: i wont help humans if they are like that piece of crap; animals have all my respect, humans have none, and #5 “what else would you use in a circus? People maybe?”. well,if they act like all of you,i would definitely pay to see you, morons. Have an excelent day!!

  • 1732 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Number 3, defiantly πŸ˜›

  • 1732 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    They are all as stupid as each other and just show what kind of low lives we have to deal with on a daily basis. I vote for #1 because this guy is very likely a sub-human as well.

  • 1732 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #3 hahaha, it cracks me up!

  • 1741 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    i like #3 it is so ridiculous and that person is really wow yeah y would u even think about doing that. veggies r awesome meat eaters suck

  • 1742 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    These people are complete IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I Mean omg learn how to spell….I wish i could pick all but #3!!!!!!!!GO VEGANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    PEACE
    HAILEY

  • 1742 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #3! that guys has mental issues!! i could definatly NOT be friends with anyone who says that!

  • 1742 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Oh yeah, #3 is the worst.

  • 1742 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    wow.

  • 1742 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Haha, #3 is thee best. :)

  • 1742 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    number 3! lmao

  • 1742 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Haha, I loved #3 and #4!

  • 1743 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I do think three’s the best, because he was maybe trying to be supportive? he just got kindof confused for most of it XP

  • 1743 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    haha 2 and 3 probly

  • 1743 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    2! xD

  • 1743 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    wow.. their all pretty dumb but i’d have to go with #2 simply because they show how absolutely stupid they are by saying we’d be dead. obiouslyyyy if there is a whole organization of us, we’re all alive and well. I’m starting to realize that ignorance is not always bliss!

  • 1743 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #3 is the most ridiculous and ignorant, so it has my vote..lol… if u can’t even type a complete sentence, then don’t waste ur time complaining. It just makes u look even more stupid

  • 1744 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I like them all because they can’t spell!
    πŸ˜€

  • 1744 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Comment 1 (go choke on a carrot? Hahahaha!!!)

  • 1744 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    All of them are ignorant and stupid.
    No, Quite literally, STUPID.
    I’ve spotted spelling and grammatical errors in each and every one.
    But seriously, Number Three said he had a family.
    Let’s hope his kids don’t have his brain cells…
    Now excuse me while I go choke on a carrot. :)

  • 1744 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Number three for sure. Stick my penis in a steak? Really?

  • 1744 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    1 by far. Lmao.

  • 1744 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Lmbo!! #3 made me laugh the hardest!:)

  • 1744 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #3.

    Epic. Fail. :)

  • 1744 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Number 1 and Number 2 because number 1 seriously doesnt even know which there to use its THEIR! and number 2 because he said without meat you will die……. vegans and vegetarians are definitely healthy than meateaters… most of the time

  • 1744 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #3 because he obviously has to f**k meat coz he can’t get a girlfriend!!

  • 1745 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I can’t even decide. goodness, those are all so ridiculously STUPID!!!

  • 1745 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I would have to say that number three is the funniest although Choke a Carrot? does that mean choke on one or like try to strangle one? Or something else entirely? But any way I must say that it is pretty hilarious.

  • 1745 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Number 3 because its stupid n doesn’t make sense lol

  • 1745 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    number 1 ferr suree.

  • 1745 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    number 2 was hullarious!!!(:

  • 1745 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    i dont see why these people even bother posting stuff on this site. bunch of a holes. ahh #3?? i vote for that one haha :)

  • 1745 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    rib eye? kill or be killed? lol. and this person is a father? it’s like he passed out mid sentence and smacked his face on the keyboard and after regaining consciousness continued the conversation with huge chunks missing and just said, “eh, f*** it its ready. SEND!”.. needless to say this is #3. in these few sentences alone we are witnessing the proof of the de-evolution of man…. long live rib eye!

  • 1745 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I will have to go with #1. They are idiots.

  • 1745 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    i got to say #2 haha they didn’t spell good either

  • 1745 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    None of these made any common or grammatical sense. I’m Agnostic, so how is putting your peener in a steak very Christian? As much of a laugh as I got out of the remaining quotes, my vote goes to #3. Hilarious.

  • 1745 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    number 3 definately has my vote. its one that you read and you’re just like, ‘wtf?’ LOL

  • 1745 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Oh man. I wish I could vote for them all. But I’d probably choose #1.

  • 1745 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I’d have to say my favorite is between 1 & 2
    I don’t know why
    they just make me laugh.
    cause of all the non-vegetarians think they’re better and the whanot(:
    when they’re really not?

  • 1745 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I find it hilarious when anti-vegetarian/PETA people accuse us all of being rude, and self righteous, but here they go, posting comments like these. I would never dream of talking to my friends that eat meat like this.

    So anyways, my vote has to go to that gem of a comment number 3

  • 1745 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I think I’d have to say….
    #1!!!!!
    It’s my favourite, :)
    Don’t know why, I just find it funny because I had carrots with my lunch I guess, x]
    BUT! I also liked #3, so I think that one would have to be a solid second place, :)
    Peace and Love,
    Kayda,

  • 1745 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Seriously, where do you even find a bunch of illiterate “people” like this? ._.

  • 1745 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Oh, wow. I thought I’d seen some of the worst IRL, but these are just… man! I think if I had to pick one, I’d pick #3.

  • 1745 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I’m sorry, but I’m too busy laughing at their grammar (or lack thereof). So sad that they probably don’t understand how ridiculously stupid they sound.
    That being said, my fave has to be # 3. Like, wtf?

  • 1745 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Wow! I hate them all… but I especially hate #2, since it’s untrue and so sexist.

  • 1745 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Oooo, it’s such a tough choice, they all sound so incompitant! :) but if i had to pick it would have to be #3, its hilarious!

  • 1745 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Oh man, those are all really great..pffft lol but I’d have to say I laughed the most at comment number 3. Where do these people come from? they can’t spell and obviously have no brain lol.

  • 1745 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Omg, they`re all so wonderful. How can I possibly choose one??!! (It`s amazing that these people have been able to survive on the planet this long. I don`t think there`s one solid brain cell between them)

  • 1745 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    ahahahah, this is rediculous.
    comment 1, is my fave.

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