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Posted February 24, 2010 by Marta Holmberg

I think it’s hilarious that people still say “People Eating Tasty Animals” as if they’re the first ones ever to say such a thing. Get a little more creative, people.

You know the drill: Names removed to protect the idiotic parties, and I’ve thrown some asterisks in the expletives. Enjoy!

1) animals have the right to be tasty

2) whut i think of peta: you all are pansys git a life vegen pu**ys go hunt its alsom
ps hunters arnt a** holes you are go meat

3) just to let every1 know evolution would never have happened if the apes never ate meat… it’s proven the you need to enzymes in the meat (thats are not in any other form of food) to have a big brain… so vegans marry vegans & have kids and those kids are vegan & marry a vegan and have kids and those kids are vegan..and so on and so on….those vegan offspring will just get dumber and bumber and dumber….
(this has documentation to back it up)

4) Kfc is the s**tt screw you veg hoess

5) P eople E ating T asty A nimals

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Marta

P.S. As always, you can check out past installments of dumb comments here.

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  • 1546 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I SO vote for #3. Doesn’t he realize that through vegan inbreeding we will achieve our ultimate goal of world domination? Obviously…

  • 1950 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    AHAHAHA comment number 3
    meat donsnt have enzymes in it!
    and if it did, our bodies would denature them before they could ‘do us any good’ anyway!
    the closest you are going to get from an enzyme is protein, which can be found in beans for crying out loud
    AND isn’t it oh so lovely to know that, if meat is sooooo good for you, why is there over 2 kilos of RAW MEAT left in your digesive system when we die :]
    yay meat? looser.

  • 1954 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Gotta be #3.
    Big brain enzyme = classic!
    I’d like to meet #3, shake their hand, then spit in their face and explain I did it because I’m bumber than most!

  • 1954 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    3!!! The person doesn’t even know what there talking about. “dumber bumber and dumber” WTF! Lmfao! XD

  • 1954 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #1

  • 1954 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    3 is the definite winner here – poor grammar, poor spelling and the block of text doesn’t really get to a point at all.
    The one I get the most is we have incisor teeth for a reason…
    I tend to remind these people that our teeth have nothing to do with the nightmare animals endure and whatever reasons we have incisors for, it’s not to cruelly cage, drug, beat, torture and slaughter animals in the most inhumane ways possible.

  • 1955 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Wow! #3 most definitly. dumber and bumber and dumber.

  • 1955 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    haha so number 3

  • 1955 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I like number 1.. but Number 3 is definitely the dumbest. What a knee-slapper. 😛
    lmao.

  • 1955 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I love on the 3rd one they say dumber and ‘bumber’. nicee…

  • 1956 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    haha 3 that guy is so stupid…. i recommend that you learn how to spell before you attempt to “explain evolution”….

  • 1956 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    i have to say 3, just because its so unbelievably stupid. and the person who wrote 5 is an idiot, real original, nice observation sherlock.. 😛

  • 1956 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    NUMBER 2 :]

  • Liz

    1956 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    3…I marvel at the intelligence of this one. Dumber and bumer and dumber. Ha..
    And if this is the case, how did the Japanese, who ate soy (Not meat!)for hundreds of years, become so smart?

  • 1956 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I choose number 3. I wonder if his so called documentation is written so poorly? Haha, the big brain enzyme. Oh and the best part was the whole meat sparks evolution. Yeah, maybe if our next stage of evolution is obese people with heart problems.

  • 1956 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I would have to say all of them because each one made a statement acting like they were the first to say it.

  • 1956 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    P eople E ating T asty A nimals
    has seen this so often its gotten so dumb ;]

  • 1956 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Wow! Hehehehehehe! I love dumb comments! There so dumbly funny! Especially #3! Wow I had a terrible day and these were just so funny I am feeling 50 times better!!!

  • 1956 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    3. That comment is proof that people who eat meat are a LOT more ignorant than vegetarians/vegans. These people should seriously watch some PETA videos. OR get shot, skinned, and scalded alive. :)

  • 1956 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    2, because this person clearly did not pass second grade spelling tests.

  • 1956 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    If #3 thinks vegans are dumb, she should read the quote from the meat-eating #2.

  • 1956 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Haha, I really like #3 but #2 is a close runner up. VERY entertaining comments none the less.

  • 1956 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I’d definantly have to say number 3 is my favorite dumb comment. There talking about vegans being dumb? Atleast we can spell dumb unlike that meathead. “dumber and bumber and dumber….” Key hint when you try to critize someone for being dumb over the internet atleast spell “dumb” right!

  • 1956 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I vote for number 2 because “awesome” is spelled “alsom,” along with all the other spelling/grammar mistakes. I guess being ignorant goes hand-in-hand with having low intelligence.

  • 1956 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Number 5, because we’ve never heard that before *sarcasm*

  • 1956 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #2! I love the rampant grammatical errors coupled with an ignorant opinion.

  • 1956 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    the third comment is probably one of the most unintelligent comments I’ve ever read. Whoever wrote this just defeated themselves with the vocab and grammar mistakes alone.

  • 1956 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Number one was the only one that didn’t seem like they were in first grade lol.

  • 1956 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #3. I don’t think there’s even a reason for a comeback. All I can say is WOW. -_-;

  • 1956 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I think all of these comments are equally idiotic. But for #s 2,3,4, LEARN HOW TO SPELL! and for #5, That is the oldest comment i’ve heard, you need a new joke!

  • 1956 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Number three is pretty thick and unacurate 😉
    xxx

  • 1956 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Definitley No.3 wtf lol?!

  • 1956 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    it doesn’t seem like meat has done much for that 3rd commenter, if it did maybe their grammar wouldn’t be so horrible. I’ve been vegeterian for a while now and I see personal growth in myself both emotionally and mentally. I believe that giving up meat was the best choice i’ve made so far and quite frankly i feel smarter. Maybe that person should look over their ‘information’ once more because right now that comment is not doing a very good job of reinforcing their point.

  • 1956 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Gah it’s hard to choose! Either 2 or 3. 2 because it doesn’t even make any sense, and 3 because the person is trying to seem so smart about a lie. :-)

  • 1956 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I love it when people say “what if you were stuck on a desert island”, yeah I’m not, I live in the middle of london you c*nt!

  • dia

    1956 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    2. because, as i said the first time around:
    i wish i wuz az alsom az u :'((((((

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