Prepare your Tofurky roast, cranberry-apple dumplings, and "giblet" and mushroom gravy according to the directions on the box. Don't worry, it's super easy!
Whip up some instant mashed potatoes in the microwave. All you need is a box of mashed potato flakes, some soymilk, and some water.
Take a slice of your Tofurky roast and lay it down on your bottom slice of bread.
Top off your Tofurky with a cranberry-apple dumpling, a scoop of mashed potatoes, drizzle it with your "giblet" and mushroom gravy, and add your other slice of bread on top.