The Sausage Fest Everyone Wants to Be a Part Of

I’m here to discuss a hot-button topic: sausage. What is it? Where does it come from? Why does it look like that??? All good questions. So, if we’re talking about sausage derived from deprived animals, the answers to these questions will really gross you out …

These answers: Sausage can be a blend of all kinds of animals, such as cows, pigs, lambs—you don’t really know who you’re eating.

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All you can be sure of is that you’re eating the ground-up and mushed-together flesh of individuals who, if you met in person, you’d pet their heads and say, “Aww, hi! You’re so cute and nice! I love you! OMG, he’s licking my hand! HAHAHAHA.”

If you eat sausage, you’re eating their tortured bodies stuffed into a casing that’s commonly made from their intestines—and sometimes collagen derived from cow and pig hides. Almost 50 percent of sausage is made from processed left-over parts, including blood, guts, organs, and head meat (like ears and snouts). Please excuse me while I go throw up.

OK, I’m back. Listen, my wish for you is that you get to enjoy the sweet, savory flavor of sausage without putting vile products into your body and killing animals. And thanks to cool vegan companies, my wish has come true. This calls for a sauselebration!

Meet your new breakfast buddies:

Amy’s Meatless Veggie Sausages

Beyond Sausage

Have you heard? #BeyondSausage is here ? _____________________ The 1️⃣st sausage you actually want to know what's inside: a blend of pea, fava bean, & rice protein, trace amounts of beet, coconut oil and a 100% plant-based casing derived from algae.  _____________________ No pieces, parts or leftovers here. Click the ? in bio to learn more!

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Field Roast Apple Maple Breakfast Sausage

Is midweek brunch on your mind? How about this comforting delight made by @krupanathan? It's scrambled tofu w/ sautéed onion, kale, spices and fresh cilantro complemented by our ever versatile apple maple breakfast sausages and avocado. . . . #breakfastsausage #sausage #applemaplesausage #avocado #tofu #scrambledtofu #midweek #brunch #vegan #vegansausage #delicious #mouthwatering #yummy #dubaifoodie #foodie #food #fieldroast #fieldroastme #fieldroastarabia #grainmeat #healthymeat #natural #plantbased #vegetarian #dubai #dubaistyle #dubaivegan #mydubai #dubaifood #uae

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Field Roast Frankfurters

Field Roast Italian Sausage

Savory, warming, and hearty, this kale noodle soup features Field Roast Italian Sausage. Get your veggies in without eating a salad! (?: @radiantrachels)

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Field Roast Smoked Apple Sage Sausage

Field Roast Vegan Mexican Chipotle Sausage

Part of our pasta and noodles collection, this recipe is a great go to and only takes about 15 minutes to whip together at the end of the day. Depending on the heat, flavor, and color of the salsa you use in this recipe, there are countless possibilities. Featuring Field Roast Mexican Chipotle Sausages! (link in bio)

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Gardein Breakfast Patties

Breakfast for lunch? #veganegg with #miyokoskitchen sundried tomato cheese and #gardeinbreakfastpatties #vegan #herbivore #noanimalsharmed

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Lightlife Gimme Lean Breakfast Patties

Again with the #sausasageeggcheesesandwich?! Really?! Well… there are a bunch of patties in that tube of #LightlifeSausage, and it all has to be eaten in a timely manner. The sacrifices I make. ? #beingveganissohard

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Morning Star Sausage and Grain Breakfast Patties

Sol Cuisine Veggie Breakfast Patties

Breakfast patties for Saturday #brunch? YES please! ?? #solcuisine #vegan #vegetarian #breakfastpatties #whatveganseat #healthyeating #vegansofig #nonGMO #glutenfree

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Tofurky Andouille Artisan Sausage

Tofurky Beer Brats

Tofurky Breakfast Links

Tofurky Italian Sausage

Lunch this week was made up from whatever I could find in a last minute 'omg it's Sunday night and I havent meal prepped' panic ? But it is gooood. I should be unprepared more often ? the sausages are AMAZING – tomato and basil Italian sausages by Tofurky. Get them even if you eat meat. They is worth it. Great for pastas and casseroles as they have so much flavour. #veganuary #veganfood #veganfoodprep #foodprep #tryingnewthings #worthit #yummy #lunchprep #flavour #meatfree #dairyfree #ilovecows #tofurky

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Tofurky Kielbasa

Tofurky Spinach Pesto Artisan Sausage

Capellini marinara w/ #tofurkysausage almond "parmesan" and fresh basil ribbons.

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Trader Joe’s Soy Chorizo

Yves Veggie Breakfast Links

Breakfast of Champions! My other half and I worked together to make him an epic breakfast. Here we've got some @silverhillsbakery Little Big Bread with some @earthbalance Soy Free Buttery Spread, @yvesveggiecuisine Veggie Breakfast Links, @sunrisesoyafoods Pressed Tofu done up like scrambled "eggs", and @newmansown Black Bean and Corn Salsa. ?? ? ? ? ? ? #VeganBreakfast #VeganSausage #VeganButter #VeganEggs #Salsa #Tofu #Vegan #JunkFoodVegan #CanadianVegan #GoVegan #VeganMKW

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Yves Veggie Breakfast Patties

There! Now, you have no excuse to eat sausage made from animals, because that would be disgusting of you. ❤ Vegan sausage tastes delish and doesn’t cause animals to suffer and be killed. A win for everyone! Weiner weiner, vegan sausage deiner—some might say.

Now get out there and sauseize the day!

And if you prefer bacon, we’ve got a list for that, too.